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| 31 | A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. |
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| 32 | The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. |
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| 33 | If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. |
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| 34 | I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. |
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| 35 | Black holes are where God divided by zero. |
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| 36 | Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. |
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| 37 | Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead. |
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| 38 | If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? |
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| 39 | I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? |
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| 40 | There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. |
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| 41 | Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore. |
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| 42 | Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain |
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| 43 | Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art. |
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| 44 | If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? |
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| 45 | Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. |
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