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31 A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. Delete entry # 31
32 The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. Delete entry # 32
33 If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. Delete entry # 33
34 I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor. Delete entry # 34
35 Black holes are where God divided by zero. Delete entry # 35
36 Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. Delete entry # 36
37 Emulate your heros, but don't carry it too far. Especially if they are dead. Delete entry # 37
38 If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? Delete entry # 38
39 I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is? Delete entry # 39
40 There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Delete entry # 40
41 Future historians will be able to study at the Jimmy Carter Library, the Gerald Ford Library, the Ronald Reagan Library, and the Bill Clinton Adult Bookstore. Delete entry # 41
42 Against stupidity the (very) gods themselves contend in vain Delete entry # 42
43 Science is what people understand well enough to explain to a computer. All else is art. Delete entry # 43
44 If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? Delete entry # 44
45 Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. Delete entry # 45
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