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| 61 | Never test for an error condition you don't know how to handle. |
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| 62 | Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proven it correct, not tried it. |
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| 63 | A printer consists of three main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light |
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| 64 | Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them. |
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| 65 | Pascal /n./ A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it. |
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| 66 | If absolute power corrupts absolutely, where does that leave God? |
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| 67 | Ah, you know the type. They like to blame it all on the Jews or the Blacks, 'cause if they couldn't, they'd have to wake up to the fact that life's one big, scary, glorious, complex and ultimately unfathomable crapshoot -- and the only reason THEY can't seem to keep up is they're a bunch of misfits and losers. |
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| 68 | When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. |
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| 69 | The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. |
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| 70 | A model is done when nothing else can be taken out. |
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| 71 | Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. |
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| 72 | Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. |
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| 73 | Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. |
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| 74 | In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. |
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| 75 | You ask me if I keep a notebook to record my great ideas. I've only ever had one. |
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