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| 91 | [War] might be avoidable were more emphasis placed on the training to social interest, less on the attainment of egotistical grandeur. |
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| 92 | Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. |
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| 93 | A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. |
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| 94 | You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. |
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| 95 | Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. |
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| 96 | God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. |
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| 97 | When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.' |
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| 98 | In ancient times they had no statistics so they had to fall back on lies. |
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| 99 | A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms. |
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| 100 | 2 + 2 = 5, for extremely large values of 2. |
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| 101 | I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. |
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| 102 | Devlin's First Law - Buyer beware: in the hands of a charlatan, mathematics can be used to make a vacuous argument look impressive. Devlin's Second Law - So can PowerPoint. |
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| 103 | All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men. |
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| 104 | I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. |
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| 105 | The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. |
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