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| 121 | Sometimes, the best answer is a more interesting question |
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| 122 | Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? |
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| 123 | Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. |
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| 124 | If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? |
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| 125 | And the clueless shall spend their time reinventing the wheel while the elite merely use the Wordstar key mappings |
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| 126 | All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. |
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| 127 | Is your argument that the Creator of the Universe was working under a deadline and His manager forced Him to rush inefficient designs into production? |
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| 128 | Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. |
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| 129 | If the United Nations once admits that international disputes can be settled by using force, then we will have destroyed the foundation of the organization and our best hope of establishing a world order. |
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| 130 | Oh for pity's sake. HERE. Two pebbles. Two more pebbles. FOUR pebbles. What is WRONG with you people? |
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| 131 | A lady came up to me on the street, pointed at my suede jacket and said, 'Don't you know a cow was murdered for that jacket?' I said 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too'. |
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| 132 | Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it. |
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| 133 | Why did God create dentists? -- In his infinite love, he thought it would be charitable to His creatures to let them see what Hell is like, during their lives. |
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| 134 | I don't approve of political jokes... I've seen too many of them get elected. |
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| 135 | I have often regretted my speech, never my silence. |
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